Monday, May 23, 2005

Rednecks Revisited

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

2 Comments:

Blogger JB shared these words of wisdom...

Hi Jim--just checking in. Justin In Idaho. I like this post--I think I might be a redneck. I never was ashamed of it. People who suffer from redneckophobia need to get a life. Glad you are still blogging. Take care.

1:47 AM  
Blogger samspapillon shared these words of wisdom...

Question Jim. Is it a redneck or a sailor? Oh never mind the Military Codes limited Sailors speech didn't it. At least to the media. lol.

2:12 PM  

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